So, I have set out to write the best post I have ever written.  No pressure or anything. Why?  Well, it's been an absolutely ridiculous amount of time since my last article here at CalgaryUrbanite, and although we have some other great contributors on the site, things have to been too slow around these parts for my liking.  So I need a stylish comeback.  Something with gusto.  Something with pizzaz.  Something with a lot of other pseudo-adjectives.  How am I going to do this? Well, I've compiled a list of everything I'd like to see from a comeback post.]]>